| What's
Wrong With Katie?
Whether she's on TV in her T-shirt and jeans or warning
adults to wear their bike helmets in the rain, we can't
help but wonder what's going on at KCTV 5. It's
like groundhog day all over again every time the wind
blows too hard in KC.
We are sure their Super
Double-Triple Doplarganger First Alert Weather System
costs more money than most people make in a lifetime.
Thus, we can only assume they justify the costs of these
aptly named over specked Atari video games by breaking the cost down
per broadcast hour. In our opinion, that can
be the only reason we are made to suffer through 3-6
hours of her blather.
We aren't saying she shouldn't be
warning people of real severe weather emergencies, but
what is it she is doing for those 3-6 hours that can't be done with a small
weather map in the corner of the screen and a scrolling
text box? Are we to believe the good people of
Chillicothe are sitting in their Lazyboy's watching
Katie ramble about the "pink and green" and not in their
storm cellars hiding from the "yard missiles" listening to weather radios?
Here's where we have to give
recognition to a weather team that does it right.
Fox 4 spent the night dolling out alerts on screen with
their version of the small weather map and scrolling
text boxes. They only interrupted programming during
commercial breaks. And even better for us HDTV
enthusiasts, they left HDTV programming in it's high
resolution
format. Fox 4 is clearly a local station that
understands that consumers who have invested
thousands of dollars in their home theaters didn't do it
to see weather maps in HiDef.
Most of the local affiliates in the
Kansas City area, including KCTV 5, operate sister
stations where they primarily show syndicated
programming and in the case of NBC 41, they even have an
all weather station. Would it be that difficult
for Katie Horner to interrupt a rerun of Seinfeld or I
Love Lucy on channel 62 and add a tag line to their CBS
network programming informing viewers that if they care
they can switch over to 62 to watch wall-to-wall Katie?
And if Larry Moore thinks it is so easy for viewers to
catch a preempted episode of ABC's Lost online, than why
couldn't the reverse be true and viewers who care go to
thekansascitychannel.com to have their commonsense
questioned by local meteorologists?
We know KCTV 5's Kirk Black claims
they are only doing what's necessary to keep their
viewers safe. However, with comments from other
meteorologists like, "we are often asked to hype
non-storms and continue broadcasting long after a storm
has died out," and "no one wants to be the first to stop
broadcasting," and KCTV 5's continual cheering of their
weather ratings how can we possibly believe that all
they care about is viewers' safety.
We would like to remind Kirk Black,
Katie Horner, and the entire KC weather community what
the city of Olathe thinks, "A National Oceanic
and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) All-Hazards Radio
is the fastest and most reliable way to receive severe
weather watches, warnings and advisories and information
about other community hazards."[2]
Perhaps Katie should spend less time talking about bike
helmets and yard missiles and more time talking about
NOAA weather radios.
Enough is enough!
Sign the
Petition
"CSI:NY viewers weren’t the
only ones pissed off about last Wednesday’s
Armageddon Watch
coverage on KCTV-5. On the air that night Mike Thompson
made point of refuting Katie Horner’s bizarre wolf cry
about a tornado in Johnson County." -
William Rockhill Nelson
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